Plan B is the new Plan A
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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