Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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