So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize