his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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