I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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