8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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