Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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