So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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