I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Randomize
