Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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