let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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