Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
No subtext here. People are naked.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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