honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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