The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i think i have two assholes
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
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