who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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