Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
whose parrot is this?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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