Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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