I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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