Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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