I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
i think im in europe. pls send help
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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