She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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