He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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