I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This girl is more easily done than said...
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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