I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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