i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
