She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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