yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Damn victory sex feels great
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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