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(831): View more from California

I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.

(1-831): View more from California

stop. you already have a dog

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.

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(718): View more from New York

is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

(865): View more from Tennessee

and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.

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I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.

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(226): View more from Ontario

Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.

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