D3 body, D1 cock
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Randomize
