are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Randomize
