The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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