How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Randomize
