how can u be prego again
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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