I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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