i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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