The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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