I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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