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I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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