.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
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