Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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