where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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