So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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