Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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