yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Randomize