Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need help removing her.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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