Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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