I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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