I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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