she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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