I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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