i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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