If that was your dad, he is hot
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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