toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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