Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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