I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize