I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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