The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
40s are totally the cure
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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